199161
Joke of the Day
"PitbullPhobia: An extreme or irrational fear of singing alone."
Next Joke
"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."
"What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink? Coke."
"What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night? A stillborn"
"Want a couple of pointers in life? 0x8130 and 0x8134"
"guy walks into a bar... bar eats 'im."
"guy at seaworld: ""it's a cross between an eel and a shark, we're asking everyone to pick a name for him"" wife: ""steve"" me: ""sharkeel o'neal"""
"A few weeks ago I mentioned toilet paper in a tweet and got toilet paper in the mail. So, here goes: dragons."
"What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer? Apart from the Spelling?"
"Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym... ...she calls it James"