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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Kurds have no state of their own? They didn't get their whey."
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"Why does the man with the foot fetish always lose? Because he's in defeat."
"I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now."
"Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."
"How do you describe every gf in one word? K"
"My neighbor got an iPad! I know this because I always steal his mail. My new iPad is awesome!"
"I play Jenga on the first date... so she knows my pull out games strong"
"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of absinthe."
"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite sex position? On camera. Credit to this week's episode of *The Soup*."
"To avoid identity theft when I die I want to be shredded."