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Joke of the Day
"Jaws (1975): people started hating a shark for doing normal shark things"
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"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."
"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"My alarm is so needy... it wants attention at the worst times!"
"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."
"I'm going to start a band called Control Z We will play our songs, but start over half way through it."
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket only snatches people's watches. Credit Sanford and Son Edit: Statches"
"A #colon has only two job options: become a punctuation mark, or work for an asshole."
"What does a farmer do at a strip club? Make it grain."
"(boom boom clap) (boom boom clap) Daisy you're a dog you're a good dog Playing in the park Gonna eat some cool bugs today"