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Joke of the Day
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."
Next Joke
"I kicked a French guy in the balls... Once, I kicked a French guy in the balls. As he clutched his groin and sank to the floor, he whispered in pain, ""wee wee"". So I kicked him again."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"
"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"
"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."
"deeply analyzing what you meant when you texted ""k"""
"Two people have knocked on my door this morning so I did what any grown adult would do and hid."
"My Girlfriend said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with pointing out obvious escape routes... So I showed her the door."
"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."
"What do steaks and pot brownies have in common? If you eat either of them in India you'll get stoned."