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Joke of the Day
"My alarm is so needy... it wants attention at the worst times!"
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"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"
"Technically all panties are edible if you're ambitious enough."
"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."
"My stats teacher told me I was average. I thought that was mean."
"Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden."
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but i've been tripping all day!"
"6yo: Wow you look much better already daddy! Will you be able to have the stitches out soon? Taxidermist: He will not"