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Joke of the Day
"What does a farmer do at a strip club? Make it grain."
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"(Writing in food journal) me: for lunch I had sa......... trainer: (interrupting) salad. awesome. me: sake."
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well"
"Whats the difference between my computer and Paul Walker... ... When my computer crashes, I give a shit."
"Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say ""wrong hole"""
"You can't make blanket statements & expect people to take you seriously, but since I hate clowns I'm pretty sure everyone else does too."
"When I die, can you do me a favor and tell my wife that I loved her? Thanks. Oh and delete my tweets. My password is thisbitchiskillingme."
"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""
"Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee: ""FIFA has an Ethics Committee"""
"Why was the 1 Year old african boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis"