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Joke of the Day

"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"A bear walks into a bar the bartender said ""What would you like?"" and the bear said ""I want... a beer please"" then the bartender said ""Why the big paws??"""

"Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10? Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out."

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."

"I just want to win the Powerball lottery and eat unlimited carbs for the rest of my days."

"Crime in multi-storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels."

"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."""

"Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."

"Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol Tiffany."

"Somebody asked if I wanted some salt. I was like ""Naaaaa"""