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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!"
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"What do you get if you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids? Easy on the candy!"
"Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away."
"What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow? E=MC U L8R"
"What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out? A phoney friend!"
"So I was watching Fox News the other day"
"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."
"A blind guy and a homeless man walk into a bar... The blind guy says to the bum, ""I'm drunk, what's your excuse?"" ...My attempt at a ""walks into a bar"" joke..."
"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"