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Joke of the Day

"I have but one question Why did curiousity kill the cat?"

"I don't believe in gender equality because there are just some things I'm not meant to do. Like be the sane one in a relationship."

"Whenever I seductively unbutton my pants, I always maintain full eye contact with the waiter so he knows I want more table bread."

"*Sees thing on floor *Vacuums over said thing *Vacuum cant pick it up *Picks up thing *Looks at it *Puts it back on the floor to vacuum"

"The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder."

"Where is Waldo? How do you find a blind man at an orgy? It's not hard."

"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"

"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess we're wombmates!"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Batteru Royaru with Chizu"

"Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!"