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Joke of the Day

"An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Jehovah's Witness walk into a bar.. I know because they told everyone in less than a minute."

"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."

"I've got a pretty big role coming up It's a cinnamon roll."

"Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball."

"An original as far as I know If a pepper could orgasm, where would it ejaculate? Jalapeno mouth."

"Kids React [removed]"

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... What, it could happen..."

"I hate when friends send me home with leftovers in plastic containers. ""Here, you throw this food away and then clean the containers."""

"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."

"Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more."