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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."
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"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!"
"Why did 10 go missing? Because 9/11."
"Im on a sea food diet I sea food and I eat it."
"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"
"What do you do after you but a new oven? Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party."
"What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock."
"Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going."
"It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car."
"I rang up a pizza shop and asked ""do you deliver?"" they repiled ""no we do pizza""."