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Joke of the Day

"If you are not so happy with life, Come join us on Facebook. We'll make you forget you ever had one."

"[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen"

"Why does everybody love honey? Because it never gets old."

"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""

"According to NASA Size DOES matter."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming."

"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."

"Woman: [blushing] I was told there wasn't a single werewolf left in the world. Werewolf: there isn't. I'm married."

"A man buys condoms at a drugstore ... The cashier asks ""You need a bag with this?"" and the man answers ""No! She's not *that* ugly!""."

"What's the best thing about doing 23 year olds!? There's 20 of them."