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Joke of the Day
"Santa has blue balls 364 days out of the year.. He only comes once a year"
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"A doe runs out of the forest and says ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
"Can you identify yourself!! Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french"
"I think we should elect Bernie. When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die."
"What did the homeless got for Christmas? Hypothermia."
"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"
"If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king."