201719

Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says ""My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to' but YOU ???"""

"What do you call a sexually-confused Arctic Circle? Bi-polar"

"When I die, please scatter my ashes over my iPhone, computer and TV, because I want to be left to my own devices."

"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"

"HER [sits seductively on my lap] The more you tip...the more I'll take off ME [reaches for wallet] This is such a weird way to cut hair"

"Jim: I'm totally spacing out on a word. Me: OK J: What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink? M: Linda."

"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""

"Never laughed so hard before watch:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&list=UUL8eY2HmvEDEFvKE3SCL9vw"

"Facebook needs a ""who cares?"" button."