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Joke of the Day
"I'm afraid my pet's going to die soon - he's already 14,000,000 in rock-years"
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"A couple of tampons are sitting on the bathroom counter A pair of condoms walk in and one says to the other: ""I think we have an in here"" the other replies: ""nah mate, they're both stuck up cunts"""
"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""
"Patriot - n. someone who wears a flag pin while moving a corporation overseas to avoid taxes"
"Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts."
"Why are the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9."
"What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!"
"I have daily sex... ... I mean dyslexia."
"What does a toddler get drunk off of? Jack Danimals!"
"Q: What happens when two oxen bump into each other? A: You have an oxident."