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Joke of the Day

"13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing."

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"""So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?"" ""Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"""
"This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is I charged you L950 for the computer but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!"
"A termite walks into a bar He says, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"Which political party do the letters A through Y affiliate with. The Not-Z Party"
"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."
"Why are a German vegetarians pessimists? Because they always fear the wurst."
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?"
"I need to burn 644,098 calories at the gym today."
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