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Joke of the Day
"Which political party do the letters A through Y affiliate with. The Not-Z Party"
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"So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony."
"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."
"Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD"
"Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!"
"Him: Can you forgive me? *mental montage of me trying to figure out who this guy is* Me: Yes, but I'm really hurt so please give me time."
"My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten."
"How are girlfriend like cults? You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds."
"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Crossfitting"
"How do Freudians describe the human mind? As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma....."