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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't people find Joseph? He was Haydn!"
Next Joke
"This is overexaggerated. 1/x"
"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."
"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."
"I sneezed real hard, and while I did not break any bones, I did sustain some tissue damage."
"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."
"Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be"
"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"
"I would be a terrible stalker because A) not motivated enough 7) you would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you."
"What do you call it when a black chick shows you her pussy? Nutella Spread"