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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby shower and a bukkake? Nothing."

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"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."
"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
"What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen."
"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."
"I hate every child in a commercial."
"Love means never being able to like another girl's selfie on Instagram ever again."
"Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee"
"Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."