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Joke of the Day
"Congratulations, Mr. Trump You'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country."
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"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."
"I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?"
"if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur existence"
"Hulk got mad at his washing machine. Hulk SMASH IT! So Hulk gotta go to laundromat this morning. Hulk so stupid."
"Do you love multiple trees? ...No. I'm mahogamous."
"One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly."
"Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."
"SEX TIP!!!! If you want to meet new women, stand outside a sex change clinic!"
"DATE:[texting friend] he keeps comparing stuff to athletes ME: *returning from bathroom* man they got the michael jordan of toilets in there"