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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations, Mr. Trump You'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country."

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on a head, I'm gonna give these two a lift."""

"Do you want to hear the story on Sigmund Freud? NSFW It takes a while but it gets to the mother fucking point."

"[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] ""What are you supposed to be?"" ME: I'm not wearing a costume"

"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."

"Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too."

"Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office. Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted."

"How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb."

"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"What did the pizza man say to Jay Garrick? Hi, I'm Jay Garrick."