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Joke of the Day
"What makes a fencing joke extra funny? When it is a riposte"
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"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy!"
"Me: hey girl r u an earthquake Her: aw bc I rock ur world? Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence"
"When it comes down to it, the most important thing you can do everyday is not die."
"What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!"
"What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up? Hushpuppies."
"Butler I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing serves him right."
"I wish restaurant food looked like the pictures on the menu. A hostess asked me how everything was. I said, ""My compliments to the photographer."""
"A surprising number of people, even in 2010, lack the depth perception to sit in the right airplane row on the first try."