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Joke of the Day
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You told her twice already... "
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"Welcome to Condescending Club. Even an idiot would know the 1st rule. If not, you want paaaatronizing club. You know what that is, riiiight?"
"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."
"A thief broke into my house last night He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him."
"What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands."
"Sorry I used your baby's bald head as a lipstick blotter."
"Just to throw my other white friends off, I'll say shit like, ""Don't be sayin' that kinda shit in front of my black ass!"""
"What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period because it marks the end of his sentence."
"[dog paws your leg when you stop stroking his head] 1st time: ""aww cuuuute"" 2nd time: ""ha okay"" 3rd time: ""i am trapped in a nightmare"""
"What's the pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright..."