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Joke of the Day
"What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands."
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"Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist."
"What did the two tampons have in common? They were both stuck up bitches"
"What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky"
"I almost got raped in jail I think my family takes monopoly way too seriously"
"Before you judge a person make sure you walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception was beautiful."
"Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes, genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War"
"How do you say brassiere in German? Keepemfromfloppin"
"what do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean without arms or legs? fucked."