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Joke of the Day
"I was going to consider brief units of time but now I'm having second thoughts."
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"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."
"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."
"What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"""
"I love playing catch with my dogs when I'm drunk, because I don't have dogs when I'm sober."
"I know you're the instructor but I've seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!"
"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They tend to punch up the fuckline"
"Mechanics How can you tell a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean...."
"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"
"How do you defend your breath mints? Tic-Tactically."