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Joke of the Day

"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean... nothing it just waved *i am not original just funny"

"Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime"

"Facebook is in a relationship with the stock market and it's complicated."

"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."

"What's the programmer's favorite drug? A line of code."

"The showerhead and shower curtain are complaining. Curtain says: I really hate having to just hang here all day. Showerhead: At least you dont get turned on everytime you see a naked person!"

"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"

"I hate people who don't use the right ""your"" its either you're or your. there idiots"

"Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard? They need it to shoot themselves in the foot."