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Joke of the Day
"How do you defend your breath mints? Tic-Tactically."
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"Hey street performer, try juggling life and a real job"
"When I was about 8, my mom would play hide and go seek with me.. She was really good, too. Mom, where are you?"
"My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer."
"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"
"[public restroom] Me: We'll have to go some place else, it says ""unavailable"" Mom: Even the toilet found someone before you"
"TIL The W in WNBA dosen't stand for ""Worse""."
"Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. ""Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?"" Why doesn't she just answer me?"
"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""
"Tell the barista your name is Beetlejuice and quietly walk out."