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Joke of the Day
"What's the smartest cookie? Academia nut"
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"My Canadian 4yo just told me he wants to be Captain America if anyone wants to take a traitor off my hands."
"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."
"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."