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Joke of the Day
"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"
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"What is Eminem made of? He is made of Mathers"
"There's a disease going around called these hands. You about to catch it."
"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free...."
"I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating"
"At work today I noted that it's difficult to see yellow marker on white paper... My Asian coworker said, ""Are you trying to say you can't see white and yellow together?"""
"Catholic Priests are taking one for the team... They're touching children, for Christ's sake..."
"Two Snowmen are standing in a field. One snowman turns to the other snowman and says, ""Does it smell like carrots to you?"""
"*walks into work 20 minutes late* *boss glares at me* ""Sorry. Traffic."" *boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* ""Oh this? I found it."""