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Joke of the Day
"I never really understood porn. I mean what does she really see in him? I doubt he even loves her."
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"Just got bit by a black widow... People are fucking crazy."
"SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that's also my reason"
"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."
"Do you know what that white shit in bird shit is Shit..."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear"
"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."
"My first child will be named New Folder."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other ""hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"""
"What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner."