26410

Joke of the Day

"Him: let's play a game of rhyme. I'll go first. Romantic Me: Panic Him: Fun Me: Run Him: love Me: shove Him: this isn't going well. Me: hell"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."

"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."

"Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets."

"Why are all jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women will not touch anything unless it is 10% off."

"I was called a faggot by an angry homeless woman last night. I would've been offended but I was too busy living in a home."

"Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies."

"Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?"

"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."

"Talking to my old man on the phone Dad: Who was that coughing in the background? Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece? I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss"