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Joke of the Day
"""Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"" \- Steve Harvey"
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"Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."
"Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones."
"Have you heard about the stolen shipment of viagra? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals"
"When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does."
"Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C."
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? When the girl has to chew before she swallows."