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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton is going to be the first f president... ... Oops, I meant to say female but someone deleted the emale"

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"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman."
"Having sex is like playing bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"People who live in stone houses can throw all the glass they want."
"I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites. As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing."
"Jesus dropped his cross for the 3rd time, and Simon of Cyrene said to him: ""Do you even lift bro?"""
"""that's me in the corner."" - r.e.m. explaining how facetime works"
"What do you call midget psychic on the run? A small medium at large."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !"
"I noticed you just hit the snooze alarm. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"
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