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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton is going to be the first f president... ... Oops, I meant to say female but someone deleted the emale"

"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed face first"

"A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. So she went back to her roots."

"What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get? Man*slowturn*."

"I'm tired and want to sleep, but I can't stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down"

"My mum doesn't work in IT. So I don't get why she looks at me and keeps repeating ""I wish there was an undo button."""

"What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom? A fake name"

"Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes? A prism."

"ODE TO TWITTER Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder where you are, Twitter changed you to a heart, I don't think they're very smart"