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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about wizards with big hands? The have big staffs"
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"What sound does a Chinese cat make? Mao"
"Damn girl are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you."
"What are the three fastest forms of communication? Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman."
"The most stable relationship I've had is with a guy at the gym who has no idea we've been dating for the past year."
"What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!"
"What do you get if you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"What's cooler than being cool? Being 0K."
"How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway? 25 to Life."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""