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Joke of the Day
"My wife has been in the bathroom for almost 25 minutes. Im basically a single dad now"
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"Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops! Wrong sub."
"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
"What do you mean you're not going to spank me? I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you?"
"I just spent 38 minutes on the phone w my mother. And she couldn't tell I was drinking. I'm worried about her, now."
"Maybe the seventh time around I'll feel different about finding something I want to eat if I glance in the fridge just once more."
"Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps? They allways stick their nose in other people's business."
"I wish I'd get as emotional about politics as I do about a chip breaking off in the dip."
"I'm 87 but have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel But it takes up too much room in my freezer, any suggestions?"
"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."