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Joke of the Day
"What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!"
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"I just saw a guy running a race and masturbating at the same time. I wonder what place he'll come in."
"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""
"So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. ""This is the punchline."""
"[buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that."
"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."
"For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all."
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"
"Why did the acid perform poorly? Because it didn't concentrate."
"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""