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"What's cooler than being cool? Being 0K."
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"Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things TV Host: What are cooking for us today? Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw"
"""I piss off a lot of deaf people when I talk"" -Italians"
"My boss told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have. Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting in a Batman costume."
"Celebrating Memorial Day by not romanticizing the military."
"How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees? In Jeff Pesos."
"An Adam Sandler movie marathon is more difficult than a real marathon."
"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art. When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot."
"the Grinch was a religious minority w/ legitimate issues of systematic injustice & economic discrimination & the movie about him is bigotry"
"My daughter swam with dolphins for $2,000. I think she should've been able to have sex with them for that price."