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Joke of the Day
"I met this really hot Geologist today. She had quite a Gneiss ass."
Next Joke
"A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!"
"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"
"Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because he isn't real."
"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"
"We are all Asian We are all older than we were yesterday."
"My least favorite thing about babies is how they don't understand it's the weekend."
"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."
"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"