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Joke of the Day
"Mormon cats have 9 wives."
Next Joke
"Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds? He got the shakes instead."
"DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?"
"Why does Hitler wear boxers in the winter time? He already lost one nut, he doesn't want to lose another!"
"What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting? ""Anne hath a way."""
"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."
"Petting my dog with a spatula cause I'm too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer Why is there a spatula in my room?"
"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"When I'm at the pool, hopefully girls see the scratches on my body and assume I'm a great lover, and not that I enjoy giving cats piggybacks"
"I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?"