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Joke of the Day

"An average teenage boy nowadays has seen more naked women than all of their ancestors put together."

"You can lead Narcissus to water..."

"Sorry in advance Why did Helen Keller dog kill itself? You would to if your name was aaaaaaaauuuuggggfdddshnvxxkjkuuokkgdsgj"

"How to find the perfect wife: Play monopoly with her. if she chooses the iron, she's the one."

"Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids? He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions."

"Why are all these jokes about unhappy relationships? Said my wife as she looked over my shoulder. What a nosy fucking bitch."

"Dear Edward, maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head. Sincerely, Logic."

"What's the difference between feminists and a pencil? A pencil has a point."

"Even the worst hangover wears off by 5:00. Coincidence? I think not."

"Chuck Norris know's Victoria's Secret."