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Joke of the Day

"Even the worst hangover wears off by 5:00. Coincidence? I think not."

"Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming."

"There's a couple sitting next to each other Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth Husband: I will miss you"

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a **shitzhu**."

"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."

"How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop? I don't know, check the post above me."

"The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops I'm also not crazy about our dog's name."

"What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath? One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole"

"I heard the new iPhone is selling well. In fact, it's a real 6s."

"What's the best way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."