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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between feminists and a pencil? A pencil has a point."

"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."

"I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe"

"Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably squirts or does anal."

"chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game"

"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."

"A man has undergone the first successful hand transplant in the UK. Doctors say he can move his fingers, but still doesn't have any feeling. Also, he won't come out of the bathroom for some reason."

"My son can't handle going to camp this year. It's in tents"

"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"

"I'm getting my hacked GTAV account back! Said no one"