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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a violent person. I just really enjoy assisting people in falling down."
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"Have you seen the new film called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"
"Why is Budweiser like sex in a kayak? Its fucking close to water."
"The worst thing about being told you got Alzheimer... Is it just doesn't happen the once."
"A local bakery caught fire last night The whole place is toast"
"My kid just asked me where Washington 3-D is, because she wants to see the presidents house...Now I can't decide if she's cute, or retarded."
"Do you really have to be skinny to wear skinny jeans or can you be a big fat giant monster? (asking for my big fat friend, Colleen)."
"Last night I slept for 8 hours straight, and then for 2 hours gay."
"Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."