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Joke of the Day

"A local bakery caught fire last night The whole place is toast"

"Are iPads supposed to be red with two white knobs on the bottom?"

"Why are TV's attracted to people? Because we turn them on. /*Badumtss*/"

"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""

"Facebook, where people can pretend to be everything they really aren't to the friends they really don't have."

"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."

"My kids are young, so when they listen to old school music they think its new. They are currently listening to a hot new band called Queen."

"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"

"Why does Caterpie like Margarine? Because it's Butterfree."

"When should I send a picture of my cat to my boyfriend? I checked online and they keep saying I should make him wait to see my pussy, but I don't see what the big deal is."