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Joke of the Day

"Two Congressmen are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, ""Pass the soap."" The second one says, ""No SOPA, radio!"""

"Drug commercial just listed ""death"" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you.."

"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"

"I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed."

"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"

"Why dont Asians go to the theaters? Because they always see widescreen!"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around."

"It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President. It's Hillary-ous."

"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."

"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"