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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a all female flight crew? A box office"
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"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"
"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"
"When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings."
"How did Jesus feel when they crucified him? He was cross."
"I kneed a knee pun Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery? Thanks!"
"I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos"
"""I want to take you home, pull off your jacket, run my hand down your spine and curl up with you on the couch."" -- bibliophiles, to books"
"I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but I don't care."
"Mufasa means King. So their parents literally named their sons King and Garbage. No wonder Scar wanted everyone dead."