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Joke of the Day

"Colo, the world's oldest gorilla died today... I guess her heart couldn't handle seeing a baboon about to be in office."

"In the time it took me to RT in Favstar I could have written the tweet in calligraphy and hand delivered it to all 7600 of my followers."

"Donald Trump is running for president Sadly I wish this was a joke."

"I love picking out my wife's panties except this isn't my house and now some dudes are yelling for me to come downstairs with my hands up"

"Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park"

"How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes."

"Yo' Mama is so ugly **..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.**"

"My girlfriend just accused me of being a transvestite I was absolutely furious, so I packed her things and left"

"When I was a little kid, I would wait up all night waiting for santa to come. Then there was an awkward silence when he got up, put his pants on, and left."

"Last term, we had our first black president. But if Donald Trump wins... Orange is the New Black."