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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read? The braille left her lips numb."

"I realize I'm not good advising suicidal people I said ""hang in there!"""

"I've removed swim with dolphins from my bucket list. Mainly cos I can't swim and drowning with dolphins doesn't have quite the same appeal."

"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"

"How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla? A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla."

"I was engaged to a zombie but it fell apart."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips"

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!"

"""But what can we do for the people who love our crowds but hate the rides?"" And with that question The Disney Cruise was born."