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Joke of the Day

"When you grow up it's like, ok now you can go to bed whenever you want & all you have to trade for it is the ability to ever feel joy again"

"Why do black people like basketball? Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing."

"Boyfriend: You know you can..... Boyfriend: You know you can be a real bitch. Girlfriend: I have been called worse. Boyfriend: Like what? Girlfriend: Your girlfriend!"

"What did the human call the bee after it stung him? An ass hole"

"Welcome to the celebrity impressionist club. Please take a seat, there are plenty of Chers. I'll see myself out...."

"In my experience there's two ways to get things done, the right way and the drunk way."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her"

"You're missing the point and possibly a chromosome..."

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."

"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"