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Joke of the Day

"Which city u cannot enter? ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents."

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"About women... There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's ""beautiful"" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful."

"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"

"Why were the dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures"

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable!"

"An organ trafficker has a date ""What do you do for a living?"", asks the date. ""I trade illegal organs."", the trafficker says. ""Jesus! Don't you have a heart?"" ""Was that a critic or an order?"""

"Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday' But he also wrote 'Obla-de-obla-da' and 'Ebony and Ivory' So, don't worry if some of your tweets are shit"

"Why are gay guys able to float? Because they're flamboyant."