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Joke of the Day
"Why did the banjo player get into heaven? The devil has standards."
Next Joke
"Hey people who say 'I want my funeral to be like this': what are you going to do about it if they don't do it like that?"
"What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays."
"I avoid checking my bank account. I just don't need that negativity in my life."
"What's the difference between Geno Smith and a porn star? Nothing, they both suck dick. As a Jets fan it hurts to say. But it's been kind of true."
"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."
"I'm rich! But not in money, just in read receipts from my ex-boyfriend who never replies!"
"What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? HotMale.com"
"Always helpful... Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
"I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away"